Spray Tan is the only Tan.

When it comes to safe and healthy tanning I always go spray. And not that stuff you get a the store, the good stuff that comes in large industrial barrels and gets sprayed on like you're in a car wash. Now that's tanning.


That's me on the far left. My bros are gonna get their tans tomorrow at Tansurrections on Staten Island. Slackers!

There we go! See we're already getting the chicks.