There are several schools of thought about what to do when you get pulled over. Here's a couple of examples that I follow to the T all the time.1. The DUI or the DWI.
If you get pulled over and you're under the influence your first mistake was that you pulled over. When the police officer approaches your car, try to hide the empty beer cans or bottles under your seat and the passengers seat. Make sure you really push them under there. If the police officer sees you moving about, he'll only assume you are looking for your license and registration. When you roll down your window and he asks for your license and registration, burp in his face and ask if he wants a beer.
2. Caught Speeding?
Same here, if you pulled over, big mistake, always try and outrun the police first. If you have a crappy car and can't outrun the police then use your blinkers to your advantage. Signal right, but actually go left for example. This is most useful if you are on the interstate and you fake getting off at an exit. They fall for that trick every time and you'll be so free so fast they won't know what hit them. More than one cop chasing? Then repeat process as many times as it takes. If you do eventually pull over you're an idiot but at least make sure you get out of your car immediately and approach the police rapidly.
The two techniques are proven to be 100% effective.
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