So you forgot Valentine's Day?

First thing first Romeo, pretend today is. Shouldn't everyday be Valentine's Day anyway? So get the flowers, make a reservation at her favorite restaurant and pick up the jewelry at Shane Co. She knows you best, so she might just think you're dumb enough to actually think today is Valentine's Day. I mean, it's not like it's all over the TV and Radio so it's easy to miss it. She'll be so impressed that you made all these plans and crap that she'll totally forget all the roses that were delivered to every female at her office, while she sat there roseless, with everyone asking where hers were and if she thought you were going to Jared..why the hell would you go see that guy on the Subway commercials that used to be fat? Anyway, what's he going to do for you, sell you a tuna sub? Heck, I don't even think he works there. Oh yea, she will so forget all those women with roses and balloons at work once she sees you in your heart boxer briefs that you got on sale at Target for 1/2 off..Kaaching! Or Shwing!! See brainiac, you were the smartest of all of us for forgetting. You got the boxers 1/2 off, the restaurant was so not booked and getting a table was a breeze and you aren't forced one menu and automatically charged 75 bucks a head just for showing up. The flowers were all one day old and 75% off and Shane Co. is your friend in the diamond business and always gives you the best prices so you my friend, are a genius. Make sure you forget her birthday too. She'll be so surprised when you show up a week later with a puppy.