You ever put Wasabi powder in your roommates contact lenses solution? Yea? Well me too. And it hurts like an f-in beeeeeeyatch. Cause he did it to me first. So I took the liberty of dosing everything he owns in Wasabi powder. It's like a hidden punch in the face and you never know when it's gonna hit you. I got his underwear drawer, deodorant, shit, I even put it on his steering wheel and gas cap. I think I'll hit the toilet paper in his bathroom next. Feel the burn Jeremy, feel the burn.
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