Waffle House!!!!!

Do you get sad and/or angry every time you see a Waffle House, knowing that building itself is not made out of real waffles? Me too, happens all the time. Just one day I'd love to be able to walk into a Waffle House and when the waitress comes over to take my order I can say, no thanks, I'm just gonna take a couple bites from the wall over there and I'll be cool. Can I get a cup of coffee though? And she'll say, good choice. The wall waffles are the best and the freshest because we replace them everyday. However, If you like fat ass, then I suggest a couple bites from the booths.