Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Jalapeno Eyes


If you want to achieve perfection and excellence, I find it very useful to chop up a jalapeno pepper right before you put your contact lenses on.

3 comments:

katie said...

and I though onions were the way to go...what do i know??

Bad Advise Guy said...

Well Katie, I understand your confusion but it is a well known fact that onions are on the endangered species list and the jalapeno, although the lesser known, is a far more superior choice in this case. I suggest you check your facts and get back to me if you are still confused.

katie said...

well well well...that's an interesting bit of information. i'll keep that knowledge for a later date.

thanx brown shuz.

and please, call me kmslat.