Saturday, January 26, 2008

Road Rage Part 4: The Gambler

Part 4, continued from Part 2. If you recall,9 out of 10 people will flee if challenged, so we reconvene to discuss the 10th person, better known as "The Gambler." This person knows when to walk away and knows when to run, so proceed with caution. Make sure you have various weapons in your car like a machine gun, machete, pipe, tire iron, bazooka and a blow torch or flame thrower. Present any one of these weapons and the gambler will most likely fold. The gambler basically takes their chances, thinking that the mere fact that they pulled over allows for them to win. Obviously, they gambled wrong when it comes to dealing with you. When the gambler realizes their mistake, it is your time to make amends and be the good guy. Approach the gambler with right hand extended out to shake their hand. As the gambler makes contact, grasp hold tight and don't let go and mace the gambler in the face with your free left hand. This assures complete dominance and victory. Don't mess with us gambler, see you at the casino.

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