Too Much Nose Hair?

Are you plagued with too much nose hair? Are you just an average Joe or Jane that strives for naked nostrils? Do nose hair clippers burn and smoke when you use them? Here are three helpful tips that will eliminate all traces of hair in your nose.
Tip #1: The Swedish KaBoom
Take one butane lighter, make sure there's a decent amount of gas in it. Hold one nostril closed while you release the butane into the other nostril filling the cavity until it begins to sting and your eyes begin to water immensely. Then ignite the lighter under the nostril that is filled with gas. But always remember to make sure the flame is on the lowest setting first. Repeat process for other nostril if you are still alive.
Tip #2: The Handyman Special
You will need at least one 18 volt cordless drill. Higher voltage is recommended, but 18 volts will do. Take a large paper clip and stretch it out until it is one long piece. Use some pliers to create a 1/4 inch 90 degree bend at one end. Insert the straight end where the drill bit goes and tighten. Push the bent end into your nostril and start drill. For better results add more than one paper clip. Repeat process for the other nostril if you still have another nostril.
Tip #3: The Poor Man's Wax
Take one long candle with a small tip and light it. Let the wax heat up and when it starts to drip, turn the candle so that the hot wax builds up around the tip without the flame going out. Once you have a decent amount of hot wax at the tip, blow the candle out and immediately shove it in your nose. Let the candle rest for about 30-55 seconds, then rip candle out of your nose as fast as you can. Repeat process for the other nostril.

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