Road Rage...An Informal 18 Part Series You Shouldn't Miss

Road rage, what is it? Road rage is one of the most important rages of the 20th and 21st centuries. Without it, our society would be lost. Stay tuned for an up close and personal view of the positives of road rage. This 18 part series will inform you, the reader and friends of the reader on how to cherish this famously beloved rage.

Part 1. When the stop light turns green? Slam down on on your horn! That's what it there for. Make sure that all 26 cars in front of you know you're behind them. If the first car in front of you doesn't move fast enough, lay on the horn again, this time use hand gestures and scream at them. If the cars in front of them can't move fast enough because the line to the light is too long, then it certainly isn't your fault, it's clearly the fault of the person directly in front of you. It is imperative that you continue to lay on the horn all the way as you continue through the light. If you do not make it through the light, it's not required that you lay on the horn until the light turns green again but it is highly encouraged. Once you pass through the light, honk repeatedly at the person who was in front of you and call them an idiot bastard as you pass them.

Stay tuned for Part 2. How to handle the unruly and uncalled for response of the driver who was in front of you at a stop light when it turns green? What a jerk.